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'Monster Mash, where every week, our hero faces a familiar dilemma of sleeping with the beautiful werewolf doctor, or the even more beautiful mummy nurse.'

Name a new movie starring a talking goat who is president of the United States But if you get the chunky kind, ya never really notice it.' 'Yep, there's probably rat sh*t in peanut butter. Little-known fact: The government allows peanut butter to contain up to 10% _ 'Ouch' is just downplayed because it doesn't make an inspirational sign to hold up at sporting events.' 'Ouch! Yeah, I totally agree with that interpretation of the description. 'And knowing God, he'd tell you that heaven is full, and then make you stand behind like a velvet rope with all the other people trying to get in.' If God has a sense of humor, he welcomes people to heaven by saying, _ 'Oh look, kids, that one's walking over to the tiny Starbucks right now!' If animals took over, an exhibit you'd see at the human zoo 'Naps suck! Yeah, with you kids, screw naps!' Graffiti you might find in a kindergarten I put my hand in there to steal the quarters.' 'I knew it had to be fake! No real country would wear that many jean jackets!'įun thing to do if locked in the mall overnight 'The Legend of Zelda's Ass, in which you go on a long journey, only to discover that the treasure trunk is filled with junk.'Ĭome up with the name of a country that doesn't exist I don't.'Ĭome up with a title for an adult version of any classic video game

'Ew, I don't want to know what the mayonnaise is for. 'Ugh, dammit! Always being measured against the yard stick that is Word Spud!' 'Wow, you actually typed Hitler? Huh, I did Nazi that coming!'Īn angry review you'd give this game (Quiplash). 'You know what's even scarier? I'm right behind you, in bed!' 'The name's Girly, see? I came here for one thing and one thing only? I forgot my dollies! I need to grab my dollies and I'll be on my way.' 'The USS SS! Okay, I'm not gonna touch that one. Pee clear, that would be a healthy color.'Ī rejected name for a ship in the U.S. 'Pee yellow? Yep, pee yellow would be a very sick color. 'Yeah, but you know when Judge Scalia goes pants-less, it's not really so much a prank, it's just really hard to find Scalia-sized pants.' But he's still my favorite character created by Tim Burton'Ī prank the Supreme Court Justices probably play on each other Johnny Depp would be a terrible pirate name. 'I wanna buy Abercrombie and Sh*ts, but the shirtless mall model in diapers intimidates me.' 'Psychedelic baby, yeah!' 'Ī name for a brand of designer adult diapers 'Well, at least by saying 'I see dead people', you let people know that they'll be suffering through a night of references from 2001. 'Have you gotten so lazy that you won't spend the energy to scratch your own butt? Me too! Welcome to the club.'Ī great opening line to start a conversation with a stranger at a party 'Yeah, Cookie Masterson sounds like a convincingly real name to me, not made up at all.'Ī great new invention that starts with 'Automatic' 'You know what? You should only go to work naked if you're a stripper, or the host of a video game. 'Honestly, I'd take the color of bleeding walls over eggshell white any day.' 'Boogie in your butt? What are you, Eddie Murphy?' 'Just be careful not to yell out 'Winter is coming!''Ī good fake name to use when checking into a hotel 'Pudding pants? You bet! It will change your life.'Ī fun thing to think about during mediocre sex 'Did you not understand what we were asking? Or you did, and you just couldn't bring yourself to do it? What are you, some kind of video game perfectionist? Lighten up!' That's not the whole reason but.'Ī completely wrong way to spell 'Jennifer Aniston' It reminds them that despite being smarter than dogs, many pigs are treated cruelly by the meat industry. uh, second, if you count Taft.'Ī bad thing to say to a cop as he writes you a speeding ticket 'Yeah, I'd imagine America is is still quite a ways away from it's first openly satanist president. Unless they were using reverse psychology, then it's brilliant!'Ī bad first line for your presidential inauguration speech 'Don't Vote for Me! That would be a horrible slogan. Starting from Quiplash, if a certain word or phrase is said, Schmitty will have something to say about it (this doesn't apply to all prompts).Ī bad campaign slogan for a congressperson The game selects a random player (other than the Audience or the player(s) given the scenario to complete) to fill this spot.

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